Calling it "malt liquor in confectionary drag," Frank Bruni writes that much reviled alcoholic energy drink Four Loko is "the clearest possible reminder that many drinkers aren't seeking any particular culinary or aesthetic enjoyment." He knocked back three different varieties, and as an end result, he reported that he "felt a slight flush in my cheeks and subtle tingling on my scalp." [NYT via Eater National]
