PDX's Ten Worst (Most Insanely Awesome) Sandwiches?

David Zinczenko, Men's Health editor and author of Eat This Not That, just listed the 10 Worst Sandwiches in America. Which, depending on your take on calories and/or fat and/or bacon and/or flavor, could just as easily be titled the 10 Most Ridiculously Awesome But Bound to Make You Feel Bad Sandwiches in America. The ultimate destroyer is the Cheesecake Factory's Grilled Shrimp & Bacon Club, which clocks in at an inconceivable 1930 calories, closely followed by Applebee's Grilled Cheese BLT. Most tragic--though understandable given putative wide geographically approachable ranges of lists like this one--is that these are all chain sandwiches.

So, let's make this one local. What are the 10 Worst (read: Most Ridiculously Awesome But Bound to Make You Feel Bad) Sandwiches in Portland? No idea over on operative end, but we do know that it makes us want a Brunch Box redonkadonk real bad.
· 10 Worst Sandwiches in America [Yahoo, via EaterLA]
· The BrunchBox [Food Carts Portland]
Image of Brunch Box courtesy Burgers, Dogs & Pizza