Look closely. Does this new business appear to be missing something? Like a sign? Only that teeny, tiny sandwich board on the sidewalk tells passersby it’s the Satellite Café. Beyond "open," there's no way to tell what's going on in there (in fact, espresso, sandwiches, consumers of free wi-fi). Maybe because it’s in a condo building built over the remains a bulldozed church, but this seems like the makings of a cursed location. Though the Yelpers love it.
Satellite Café Opens Under the Radar
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