Merc Loves Foster Burger; A&E Chats Up John Gorham

There's no restaurant review in today's Oregonian’s A&E section; instead bagel-making scribe Michael C. Zusman interviews Toro Bravo’s John Gorham about staying in shape; taking over a cursed location; and how his new brunch restaurant Tasty n Sons [sic] is a little bit crazy. In the Merc, Patrick Coleman feels about Foster Burger like Tiger Woods feels (felt?) about bowling alley waitresses.

I'm out of my body, floating happily above a pile-up on SE Foster. But this spectacle isn't the aftereffect of a Southeast Portland crash; it's contained between two buns, in a paper-lined plastic basket, on a table at Foster Burger. Cue the rubberneckers.