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Moonstruck Chocolates Makes Cameo in Gore Groping Story

Image of Moonstruck courtesy Waymarking

Talk about a precarious product placement: Oregonian reporter Maxine Bernstein's lengthy report about the insane Al Gore / Portland masseuse groping scandal at the Hotel Lucia contains this delicious tidbit:

"She called him a 'crazed sex poodle' and tried to distract him, pointing out a box of Moonstruck chocolates on a nearby table. He went for the chocolates and then offered her some, cornering her, fondling her and shoving his tongue in her mouth to french kiss as he pressed against her."

First of all, gross, Al... gross. Second of all, congrats to Moonstruck: You're sex-scandal famous!
· Moonstruck Chocolates [Official site]
· All Previous Moonstruck Coverage [Eater PDX]