As promised, in response to last week's ridiculous news of a Multnomah County inspector shutting down a Portland girl's lemonade stand (she's gone viral on FOX News, y'all!), local "anarchists and community members" will hold a Lemonade Revolt on August 26.
Details abound on the Facebook invite: "We should fill the entire bloc with lemonade stands! The state will come, but we will NOT leave. We will fill the streets with dance and revelry in the spirit of last Thursday's origins, an autonomous, anarchistic freak show that reclaims the streets, the neighborhoods and our lives." And just like that, history is made: Anarchists and FOX News, joining hands in support of an adorable seven-year-old. [Facebook]