Welcome to what could possibly be the last-ever edition of ColemanWatch, a formerly-weekly feature in which Eater parsed the particularly florid stylings of the Portland Mercury's resident food critic, Patrick Alan Coleman.
With the news that Patrick Alan Coleman's reviewing days are over at the Portland Mercury (for possibly daily-er pastures?), the once-anonymous restaurant critic posted a facial photo reveal up on his Twitter page this morning. And Patrick, we would like to apologize — as you suggested, also via the Twitterverse, the grainy Google Image Search photo we posted last week really, really didn't do you justice. We also have a thing for men who hug cats. So... call us? xoxo
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