Seriously, Portland?

Real life, or Portlandia sketch? A local man has turned to Craigslist to sell his personal version of Kopi Luwak, a style of coffee created with the feces of animals that ingested coffee berries. Usually the animal involved is a civet or Thai elephant, but in this case, it's a 47-year-old, "healthy" Portland resident — who's willing to deliver, to boot. Reads the ad: "Fecal specimens available for inspection upon request." [Sprudge via Eater National]