Following in the footsteps of Louis C.K. and Jim Gaffigan, funny person Aziz Ansari is selling his standup for $5 on his own website, and the famously food-focused comedian has posted a free clip online about how to (not) pick up waitresses. "Can I get a muffin please? Here's $100. I think you know what that means: I'm willing to have sex with you. For the price of $98." [Eater National]
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