Distractions

To celebrate its travel issue — and offer a nice midday procrastination provider — the folks at Lucky Peach dropped this ASCII game of a person rowing through various food-filled bodies of water. There doesn't seem to be a way to win, but you do get to watch your character "gain weight" (aka smash through obstacles) while navigating boards with names like Candies Gulf, Hamburger Sea, and Cupcakes Ocean. [Lucky Peach via Eater National]