"I couldn't come near to finishing it; or rather, I probably could, but I knew finishing it would have the same deleterious effect on my future as, say, trying meth... I wonder how many of them are sold either to drunk people or to people who immediately decide to go get drunk as soon as they're finished, because they know they have no future." — NPR's Pete Segal (Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!), satirically tries the PB&J fries at food cart Potato Champion. [The Salt]
