The machine that is Portlandia has announced it'll soon publish a Portlandia Activity Book, and in this official excerpt, the crew offers their tips for writing a successful online review. Among the examples are the classic "Enthusiastic Self-Promoting Review" and the "All About Me Review," which reads something like "I ordered some jalapeno poppers, thinking the Vitamin C and antioxidants might soothe my glandular phrenitis, which started to throb a little that afternoon." [IFC]
