The Mercury embarks on a quest to find Portland's best chicken wings, ranking versions from the likes of Pok Pok, Fire on the Mountain, and because why not, America's favorite breastaurant Hooters. Unsurprisingly, the former two in the preceding sentence ranked #1 and #2, with Hooters coming in dead last: "The wings are scrawny, sad, and bland, just like the guys in there." [Merc] c[Photo: Facebook]
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