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So, yes, this year's Super Bowl is a match-up between two east coast teams. But because stuffing your face during the big game is an integral part of this American tradition, Eater has complied this handy map of spots offering game-day specials, whether you're looking for a place to watch the game, will be judging commercials from the comfort of your own couch, or are looking to avoid the thing altogether. (Though seriously, no events pitting New England clam chowder versus the Manhattan version? For shame.)