In which Dore's interpretation of Dante's Inferno meets When Harry Met Sally.
You guys. The Rapture is apparently scheduled to occur sometime tomorrow (5/21/11), which means the pious will receive salvation by ascending into heaven while all the other souls... well, according to some, things are about to get real back on earth. To mark this momentous occasion, Eater has whipped up a handy map of places to celebrate (or lament) the status of your soul, all of which feature Rapture-appropriate punnery on their menus to get you in the mood. (Failing that, there's always option of hanging out in your favorite dive until this whole thing passes over...)